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Entries Tagged ‘douchebag’

Auld Lang Syne, You Old Douchebag

by no_bones I was lounging around in my La-Zed-Boy (it’s a Canadian model) recliner last night when it occurred to me that I had used the word douchebag or one of its variants (douche, d-bag, motherfucking douchebag) about 15 times over the course of the day. It also occurred to me that the quickest way [...]

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Change Fucking Lanes, You Testicle-Gargling Überdouche!

by yourkungfusnogood Driving slow in the left hand lane: I thought that inconsiderate bullshit had gone the way of the mullet, or mesh tank tops:  haven’t we eradicated all of those with a good dose of public education and/or ridicule by now?  How can anyone short of your grandmother not know that doing 45 in [...]

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