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BEND OVER AND SPREAD YOUR BUTT CHEEKS, MAGGOT! Ooops, sorry... not that kind of submit. I guess I should re-title this tab 'contribute' or maybe 'submissions.' If you have something you've written that you'd like me to post, please send it to me using the contact form below. I only ask that it be funny and that you know how to spell, punctuate, use grammar, brew Sri Lankan tea, and vomit on demand. Oh yeah, you can also use this form to contact me and tell me how much I suck/rule. Holla.... Powered by Fast Secure Contact Form
