by no_bones My wife and I had a major spat yesterday. She’s always nagging me about the way I load the dishwasher, about my unorthodox placement of bowls in the bottom rack and the way I shoehorn glasses into the space clearly designed for plates. On this particular day, I’d reached my limit. Incensed, I [...]
by yourkungfusnogood Doppler radar has turned me into an NFL lineman-sized vagina. Thanks to the evening news and their super-accurate depictions of low-pressure fronts and rotating supercell formations, I no longer need dark clouds, strong winds, or even rain to feel like a complete pussy. Just the remote threat of a storm front moving within [...]
I guess it goes without saying that growing old sucks. Some of the problems with aging also extend into the realm of social networking, one area you would think would be free from worries about male pattern baldness, late mortgage payments, and gray pubes. I wasn’t on Facebook very long before I realized that [...]
