by yourkungfusnogood I just heard a story on the news about about a kid who was afflicted with both Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and Gastro Esophageal Reflux Disease (GERD). Between daydreaming in class and barfing up stomach acid, he was apparently having a tough time in school. Remember the good old days when that kid [...]
by no_bones If you wear motorcycle chaps, you’re gay. Or at least you want to be, even if you’re not aware of it on a conscious level. Motorcycle chaps scream, “Yes I have a tough and leathery front, but roll me over to expose the tender and welcoming man-crevice just around the corner. This biker [...]
by yourkungfusnogood Hang on…let me make sure I have this right. To become the most powerful being on the planet, all I have to do is be the first vampire…and then bite someone? Then, through the power of the linear differential equation (better known to you and me as a Pyramid scheme) every subsequent person [...]
