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The Homeless Workout

by Reg Danby, Exercise Guru
I’ve had a burning question on my mind for months now, and I’m sure it’s been on yours too. Namely, how is it that homeless people always look so darn fit?  Besides the obvious calorie deficiency, how do they stay so slim and trim?
Then the answer hit me like 10 gallons [...]

Auld Lang Syne, You Old Douchebag

by no_bones
I was lounging around in my La-Zed-Boy (it’s a Canadian model) recliner last night when it occurred to me that I had used the word douchebag or one of its variants (douche, d-bag, motherfucking douchebag) about 15 times over the course of the day. It also occurred to me that the quickest way to [...]

I’ve come down with Perturbed Colon

by yourkungfusnogood
I just heard a story on the news about about a kid who was afflicted with both Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and Gastro Esophageal Reflux Disease (GERD). Between daydreaming in class and barfing up stomach acid, he was apparently having a tough time in school.
Remember the good old days when that kid was just [...]