There’s a salesman named Henry in the office where I work. He’s a crotchety old bastard, just one low quota away from being shitcanned every month. He has yellow teeth, his breath smells like decaffeinated dog shit and he conducts every sales call, loudly, on speakerphone. He hates everyone in the office, but particularly all [...]
by Reg Danby, Exercise Guru I’ve had a burning question on my mind for months now, and I’m sure it’s been on yours too. Namely, how is it that homeless people always look so darn fit? Besides the obvious calorie deficiency, how do they stay so slim and trim? Then the answer hit me like [...]
by no_bones I was lounging around in my La-Zed-Boy (it’s a Canadian model) recliner last night when it occurred to me that I had used the word douchebag or one of its variants (douche, d-bag, motherfucking douchebag) about 15 times over the course of the day. It also occurred to me that the quickest way [...]
