My Take on Lady Gaga
Lady GaGa can lady ga ga gargle my balls.
by Reg Danby, Exercise Guru
I’ve had a burning question on my mind for months now, and I’m sure it’s been on yours too. Namely, how is it that homeless people always look so darn fit? Besides the obvious calorie deficiency, how do they stay so slim and trim?
Then the answer hit me like 10 gallons [...]
Wouldn’t you love to have a pair of juggs so huge, so flabbergastingly titanic that, were you to somehow be transported (topless naturally) to Rwanda, the native Ubangi would go “Jesus Christ, somebody pick up a phone and call fucking National Geographic…NOW!” ?
Of course you would. Who wouldn’t?
I mean, if I had a set o’ [...]