by Zebediah Ballsop
New Moon is the most angst-ridden, humorless, overacted and underwritten teenage suckfest I’ve seen in a long time. This movie makes Sylvia Plath look like  Nipsey Russell.  It makes Fried Green Tomatoes look like Lone Wolf McQuade.  It makes me want to listen to Dashboard Confessional and chop off my cock.
Kristen Stewart (who [...]