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Entries for December, 2009

Auld Lang Syne, You Old Douchebag

by no_bones
I was lounging around in my La-Zed-Boy (it’s a Canadian model) recliner last night when it occurred to me that I had used the word douchebag or one of its variants (douche, d-bag, motherfucking douchebag) about 15 times over the course of the day. It also occurred to me that the quickest way to [...]

I’ve come down with Perturbed Colon

by yourkungfusnogood
I just heard a story on the news about about a kid who was afflicted with both Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and Gastro Esophageal Reflux Disease (GERD). Between daydreaming in class and barfing up stomach acid, he was apparently having a tough time in school.
Remember the good old days when that kid was just [...]

The Skeptic’s A to Z Guide of Stuff That Doesn’t Work: ‘A’ is for Acupuncture.

by yourkungfusnogood
Every acupuncture believer I’ve ever known, and there have been a few, are either old pothead burnouts, part-time hair stylists, or New Age suckers who fall for every mystical fad that comes their way.  In one particular case, the person happened to be all three… plus she had a shitload of cats.  Uggghhhh.  Bong [...]