by no_bones

If you wear motorcycle chaps, you’re gay.  Or at least you want to be, even if you’re not aware of it on a conscious level.  Motorcycle chaps scream, “Yes I have a tough and leathery front, but roll me over to expose the tender and welcoming man-crevice just around the corner.  This biker helmet with the dark visor provides protection AND anonymity, so violate my duodenum on this ’09 Soft-tail as violently as possible, and no one has to know. Especially my suburban wife. God, my life as a banker sucks!”

chaps!

The only people who should be able to legally wear chaps are cowboys.  If you’re a dentist or an accountant out with your silly motorcycle club on the weekend, and you’re wearing chaps,  why not just go ahead and complete the ensemble with a ballgag or perhaps a tantric pleasure whip?  At least that would be psychologically honest.

Loud pipes save lives.

Guys in chaps crave cock.

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